who out there knows about sailing?
because me and me mateys were goin to set sail to the open sea in search of the almighty abonable loch ness snow man, scurvey. we was a wonderin if any of yas had any kind of treasure map to locate this creature, we be thinkin that he stays in the mighty sea of west virgina, that’s right i said virgina, garh! anyway me hearties i would much ppreciate any advice on this matter, the sooner we gets the info, the sooner we sets off on our trip, yer welcome to come on this voyage with me, of course we might be a swashbucklin bunch a fools if i might add, so bring some sunscreen, we gone ta be tha pirates with the most booty after we come back with ol franken sea snake, so if ye be interested please email me at iamabuttpirate@ahoymateys .org
be seein ya
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grarlll is a vicious creature the abonable loch ness snow man, have on a many occasion attempted to capture it. Lost my right hand the first time, bitten off by one of its three heads when I was netting it in from my surfboard. Two years ago it broke my left leg clean off with a mighty swipe of its right paw while I was harpooning it from my 20 foot skiff. Just the other day I sighted the son of a bitch with my one remaining eye off the Virginia coast.
Best of luck to you, its a might beast and you will probably need a strong sun cream and sizeable vessel.
My experience
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