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I am the world’s greatest traveler. I have been transported by camel, dog sled, pony express, bicycle ,train, steamship, automobile/car, airplane, airship, and rocket. I have portraits of presidents, kings, queens, princes, princesses, shahs, sultans, tribal chiefs, adventures, explorers, patriots, martyrs, inventors, pioneers, artists, musicians, architects, poets, aviators, dramatists, novelists, painters, athletes, cardinals, saints, and sinners.
I have pictures of foreign beaches, rivers, lakes, sounds, waterfalls, geysers, mountains, monuments, castles, temples and ruins of temples, missions, bridges, harbors, docks, locks, locomotives/trains, balloons, rockets, zeppelins, windjammers, native canoes, modern seaplanes, and the world.

What am I?

They are going down the river in a canoe, and the missionary is pointing at things and saying the english word. He points at the canoe, and says “canoe”. The chief nods. He points at the water, and says “water”. The chief nods. This continues for some time, until they round a bend in the river. There is a couple on the riverbank, having s*x. The missionary, being religious, is appalled, but determined to keep up the great report that he has with the chief. He points at the couple and says “bicycle riding”. The chief nods. As they float past the couple, they can then get a good look at both people’s faces. The chief suddenly jumps up, screams, and throws his spear; impaling the man in the back and killing him. The missionary is aghast and stammers out “Why did you do that?” The chief turns to him and replies “My bike”

Using these words:1. anonymous 2. browse 3. dupe 4. dynamic 5. frustrate 6. grim 7. inimitable 8. marginal 9. pending 10. prescribe 11. preview 12. prominent 13. reluctant 14. scrimp 15. utmost1. After several unsuccessful attempts to catch the waiter’s eye,I began to become a little__. 2. When we saw the__ expression on the poor man’s face,we realized that the situation was indeed serious. 3. Safety measures are of the__ importance when you are planning a canoe trip over rivers filled with dangerous rapids.4. For weeks I __ on everything to save enough money to buy the replacement tires for my bicycle. 5. There is quite a contrast between the __ administration that now runs that country and the “do nothing” regime that preceded it. 6. Many books have been written about boys,but none of them can match the __ qualities of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. 7. Although we know who wrote such famous epics as the Aeneid and the IIiad,the author of Beowulf remains__ .

..let your fantasy roam. If all possibilities were open to you, would you fly in a Cessna, a jumbo, a space shuttle, a military jet, a balloon, a Zeppelin, a helicopter… or would you prefer to stay earthbound and ride in a car, motorbike, bicycle, horse-drawn coach….a steam ship, a sailing boat, a canoo… something else…
I’d just loooooove to fly in a space shuttle…

It would be half bicycle and half canoe. You could use it in the water and on land. Basically it’s just a canoe with a bike sticking out of it. There are also some holes where you can stick your legs through to pedal (you have to close those when you get in the water if you don’t want to sink).